it's ok, im a limo driver.
Whenever I see people get spontaneously engaged on fb, I’m like ‘this will last 6-8 months’. Maybe that’s the pessimist in me and I’m wrong. After all I’ve only fallen in love once, with culver’s cookies n cream concrete shakes.
i want to make a parody where i beat colbert in a tolkien showdown. and then buy a real wendy’s.